ToM's definitions

Loughborough

see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her

'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'

'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'

'Loughborough girls give good head'

by Tom May 22, 2004

mudslide

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

by Tom January 10, 2005

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

Hugoesthere

Synonym: Hugo

A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.

"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.

by Tom December 9, 2004

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

wiggidy-wack

Not regular type.

"Yall are so wack!"
"Wiggidy-wack?"
"Nope, just regular type."

by Tom November 27, 2003