ToM's definitions

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

rhian

A girl of incredible beauty, intelligence, talent and sexiness. She's good in bed too and is generally fairhaired with a striking feature, for example the eyes.

"Rhian, you are a sexy beast."

by tom May 27, 2003

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003

trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.

ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz

by tom May 13, 2003

Pap

to backhand someone's male genetaliais a swift whipping motion

Ow! I just got papped!

by Tom May 12, 2003

Poulét Chauve

French Origin- A nose of enormous proportions, resembling a bald chicken.

Oh, have you seen the poulét chauve on Barbara Streisand?!

by Tom May 2, 2003

twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

by Tom May 2, 2003