The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.
by Tom April 28, 2005
Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.
by Tom September 13, 2003
A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!
by Tom January 02, 2005
A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
by Tom December 14, 2004
almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock
by tom March 31, 2004
by Tom October 15, 2003
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
by tom December 18, 2003