ToM's definitions

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

hoover manuever, the

A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101

by tom August 28, 2003

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003

weahk

The way Paul Robertson (Slop Tester) says work

by Tom September 5, 2003

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003