suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 08, 2004

funbags

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

by tman September 06, 2004

asset

when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall

erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.

by tman March 30, 2005

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 04, 2004