we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 08, 2004

duffman

Started off as (Hillary) Duff's Man, but shortened to Duffman to make reference to the mascot.

Stating that one is worthy of Hillary Duff's companionship.

I wanna be her duffman!

by Tman November 22, 2004

good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

by tman March 11, 2004

blowjob queen

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.

1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.

by tman September 15, 2004

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004