next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

tittay

Slang for tit, which, itself is slang. Tits are breasts, mammary production glands of the female gender of the human species, they come in all sizes, but most prefer the larger sized ones as they can be used as pillows or pleasurable devices.

Ur tittays are purrehttay!

by TittayMastar April 13, 2003

Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

by TittayMastar January 02, 2007

PLRF

PLRF
L
R
F

A Picker, Licker, Roller, Flicker.
(With regards to boogers)

*Mmm, tastay!*

"Get teh fuck away from me your plrf!"

by TittayMastar April 17, 2003

time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

by TittayMastar May 25, 2003

rockshield

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.

Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003