TittayMastar's definitions

tittay

Slang for tit, which, itself is slang. Tits are breasts, mammary production glands of the female gender of the human species, they come in all sizes, but most prefer the larger sized ones as they can be used as pillows or pleasurable devices.

Ur tittays are purrehttay!

by TittayMastar April 13, 2003

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

jackhammer

A particular method of thrusting used only by advanced sex fiends or clueless morons. Commonly utilized when yo bitch is in teh Deep Thrust position.

The Penis is inserted into the vagine, and the body is moved forward until the penis enter the vagina at a 90 degree angle. A lot of the pleasure in this posisition is derived, I believe, from the fact that the vagina isn't in a perfectly upwards (90 degree angle) which leads to some awesome griding acckkkshunn :DDDDDD~~~~

"Give her the jackhammer"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

by TittayMastar January 2, 2007

Tongue Twister

The tongue twister outlines a way to shape your tongue during cunnilingus. You are supposed to roll the sides of your tongue up and with the hole that is formed between them, you caress the clitoris. This is done after you've excited your woman to the point where the clit peeks out from under the hood. This control for the tongue effectively surrounds a womans clitoris, which, i've been told by many women feels awesome. Hahaaha :D

"Aaahh, ahhh, baby, gimme the tongue twista!!!"

I was obliged to tongue twist that whore.

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003

pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TittayMastar June 4, 2003