Definitions by Tiny dancer at the girls forum

Rattle fart 

Flatulating in rapid fire

John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon

Rattle fart by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 24, 2016

Scotch chub 

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

Scotch chub by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Stupenis 

A superbly performing penis

Jake was Stupenis as his schlong vacillated for hours inside his girlfriend

Stupenis by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Chub bud 

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

Chub bud by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus muff 

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

Optimus muff by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

A donald 

When you speak in circles making waves while saying absolutely nothing

Drew pulled a Donald as he spewed make-believe about building a gold wall along the entire Rio Grande pledging "it will be seen from Mars"

A donald by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 19, 2016

Power Wood 

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

Power Wood by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016