Stupenis

A superbly performing penis
Jake was Stupenis as his schlong vacillated for hours inside his girlfriend
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Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
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Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies
Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin
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Sewage butt

Joe has such a sewage butt that he can't sweat without making a mess in his pants
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Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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