Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 09, 2016

Beer band

When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers

Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016

Stupenis

A superbly performing penis

Jake was Stupenis as his schlong vacillated for hours inside his girlfriend

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Rattle fart

Flatulating in rapid fire

John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 25, 2016

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known

James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 06, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 24, 2016