21 definitions by Tiny dancer at the girls forum

A melania

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize

Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers

Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack