One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Blue goo

Smurf cum

Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 01, 2016

Schnozdick

Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm

Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 01, 2016

wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 05, 2023

Sewage butt

Solid waste swamp ass

Joe has such a sewage butt that he can't sweat without making a mess in his pants

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 14, 2016

Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 24, 2016