Beer band

When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers
Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers
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Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views
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Schnozdick

Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm
Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick
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One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.
Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors
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A melania

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways
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Rattle fart

Flatulating in rapid fire
John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon
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Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections
Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together
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