Tiny dancer at the girls forum's definitions

One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

A donald

When you speak in circles making waves while saying absolutely nothing

Drew pulled a Donald as he spewed make-believe about building a gold wall along the entire Rio Grande pledging "it will be seen from Mars"

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 19, 2016

A cheeky Ivan

When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.

Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Sewage butt

Solid waste swamp ass

Joe has such a sewage butt that he can't sweat without making a mess in his pants

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016