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hipster wannabe

Someone who identifies as a hipster.

Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.

Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.

Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.

Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
He called himself a hipster, which automatically made him not one, fucking hipster wannabe.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 9, 2016
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aging gracefully

What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.

Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 10, 2016
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Shounen-ai

A word Americans use to refer to BL or yaoi even though the Japanese don't even use it. The Japanese don't even use the term yaoi really either anymore.

Shounen-ai in Japan means pedophilia.
This stinky weeb went to Japan asking where to buy shounen-ai and got arrested.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 26, 2019
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softboy

a hipster fuccboi. the same kind of person as a fuccboi/player except he has a tumblr.

usually looks like a girl with a mans body but identifies as male. wears flannels. interested in art but not very good at it (also see girl version art hoe). likes coffee too much. wears beanies and drinks craft bear. probably bisexual. was Probably emo in 11th grade.
that softboy played his guitar for me and confessed his love to me and then abandoned me lol.
by Tingle Likes Rupees November 21, 2019
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love sleeves

Johnny bought love sleeves so he could have sex with his girlfriend and not get her pregnant.
by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013
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beanie

A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.
That weird SJW girl with the laptop and coffee has a beanie on and a joint probably in her pocket.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019
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Porkyman

Rule 34 of Pokemon. Banned on 4chan because of furry 4chan's board laws.
Guys like to see Porkyman on Rule 34 about Gardevoir.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019
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