Timothy Brentwood's definitions

Pronoun't

The absense of pronouns. When someone's set of preferred pronouns is empty.

I have pronoun'ts. Please do not refer to me.

by Timothy Brentwood September 8, 2021

p cubes

Short for Psilocybe Cubensis a.k.a. the most common, and generally most pleasant, type of magic mushrooms.

I bought a half of p cubes for $100

by Timothy Brentwood April 5, 2025

Slang Nazi

A slang nazi is someone who rejects the idea that slang is how language evolves and believes it should never be used. They will often "correct" people over slang putting spelling over conveyance.

Person 1: That beyatch is crazy AF!
Person 2: Don't you mean "bitch" and "as fuck?"
Person 1: Says the Slang Nazi with the world's tightest asshole.

by Timothy Brentwood July 15, 2014

binker hole

The non-binary hole. Innately mysterious but ripe for stuffing

I'm gonna pound that enby in their tight little binker hole

by Timothy Brentwood November 7, 2023

functional programming

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.

My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.

by Timothy Brentwood July 26, 2022

Spider

Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!

Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me

Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever

by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022

Shrekkie

A title belonging to one who participates actively in the Shrek fandom, writing Shrek fanfiction, worshiping the Almighty Shrek, Shreking people in counter-strike, etc.

Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)

Dude, are you like, a Shrekkie or a Brogre?

Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.

A bishreksual, then?

by Timothy Brentwood August 19, 2014