A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.
Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?
Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?
Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.
by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009
To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.
John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
by Timmy_222 May 04, 2009
To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
by timmy_222 July 19, 2009
'Shoppo' or (as it is known to those of society who can produce more than once syllable) Westfield Shoppingtown is a known Holy Site and Congregation point for the strange sub-species of humans known as the Muzza. Shoppo is widely used by anthropologists and wildlife activists alike, to view the Muzza in its natural habitat and as mother nature intended, mullet greased and Nike gear proudly on display. Due to the large population of Muzzas there is also a vibrant and ever expanding collection of Nissan Supras and VL Holdens on display as the Muzza attempts to attract a mate while also trying to cement their spots as the Alpha males of the tribe/herd.
Example 1, A Muzz on 'Shoppo':
Muzza: "HOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, SHOPPO YOU LE!"
Example 2, Normal People on 'Shoppo':
Dave:"Have you been to Westfield Shoppingtown now that its been done up?"
Jim:"Fuck no, there are Muzzas everywhere."
Muzza: "HOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, SHOPPO YOU LE!"
Example 2, Normal People on 'Shoppo':
Dave:"Have you been to Westfield Shoppingtown now that its been done up?"
Jim:"Fuck no, there are Muzzas everywhere."
by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009
Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.
Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"
Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."
Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."
by Timmy_222 October 13, 2009
When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."
John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009
(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009