Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.

John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.

by Timmy_222 May 04, 2009

Shoppo

'Shoppo' or (as it is known to those of society who can produce more than once syllable) Westfield Shoppingtown is a known Holy Site and Congregation point for the strange sub-species of humans known as the Muzza. Shoppo is widely used by anthropologists and wildlife activists alike, to view the Muzza in its natural habitat and as mother nature intended, mullet greased and Nike gear proudly on display. Due to the large population of Muzzas there is also a vibrant and ever expanding collection of Nissan Supras and VL Holdens on display as the Muzza attempts to attract a mate while also trying to cement their spots as the Alpha males of the tribe/herd.

Example 1, A Muzz on 'Shoppo':
Muzza: "HOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, SHOPPO YOU LE!"

Example 2, Normal People on 'Shoppo':

Dave:"Have you been to Westfield Shoppingtown now that its been done up?"

Jim:"Fuck no, there are Muzzas everywhere."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

beoderant

When someone smells of a mixture of deoderant and B.O. This generally provides a rather ambivalent reaction as you both love it and are disgusted at the same time.

person 1: "Mmmm, that dude is totally beoderant!"

person 2: "Don't know if i want to hug him or vomit."

person 3: "I'd motorboat that."

by timmy_222 July 06, 2009

Head Bangers Cramp

Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.

Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"

Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."

by Timmy_222 October 13, 2009

Vietnametal

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.

Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.

by Timmy_222 May 25, 2009

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009