Uzdygan

stoner...

Ha! You're such a uzdygan!

by timmy May 21, 2003

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 07, 2003

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004

Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.

She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.

by Timmy November 17, 2003