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Definitions by Time4SumAksion

Pervert's Row 

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.
Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.
Pervert's Row by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Stage Diving 

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
Stage Diving by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Con College 

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.
Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."
Con College by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004
Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."
NFA by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004

Sneeze Guard 

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
Sneeze Guard by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Treasure Track 

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.
Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.
Treasure Track by Time4SumAksion November 23, 2004

Ripper Bar 

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
Ripper Bar by Time4SumAksion August 1, 2004