Time4SumAksion's definitions

Walking Hard-On

Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent.)

Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.

by Time4SumAksion May 17, 2006

30-30

A large calibre hunting rifle.

Yo, man - that 30-30 packs a punch.

by Time4SumAksion April 4, 2005

Cheaty Cheaterton

A low-down, dirty, rotten cheater.

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005

Treasure Track

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.

Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.

by Time4SumAksion November 23, 2004

Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.

Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.

Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.

by Time4SumAksion January 5, 2006