Tim 's definitions

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 3, 2004

sicklin

A combo of Sick meaning awesome and lin being a cool ending. sicklin means that was awesome right there.

Dude this apple orchard is sicklin.
Yo that monkey is sicklin

by Tim February 4, 2005

PIpe that

to have sex with a girl.

Yo did you pipe that last night..

by Tim September 3, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004