pompin'

when something is really good

see also rinsin and pompalicious

that new car of yours is pompin

by tim February 21, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 05, 2004

hadoken

Fireball

HADOKEN!!! *falls*

by tim October 20, 2003

smoke it

To give a man a blow job

Dude: Smoke it!
Girl: Ewww

by Tim April 08, 2005

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005