pomptastic

see pompin' and pompalicious

an urban substitute for fantastic
this food is pomptastic
by tim February 21, 2005
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Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.
If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.
by Tim February 23, 2004
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spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb
Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass
by tim April 23, 2003
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pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.
In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.
by Tim March 31, 2004
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911

1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001
1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor
by Tim April 05, 2004
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slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.
I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.
by Tim January 19, 2004
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penis dance

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance
by tim February 21, 2005
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