Tim 's definitions

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 7, 2004

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by Tim October 23, 2004

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 20, 2003

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003