Tim 's definitions

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

slurry

Slut in a Hurry

She's even desperate for a Slurry

by Tim March 24, 2004

VGK

a compulsive liar

You got a million dollars? You're such a VGK!

by tim March 13, 2003

eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

by Tim February 26, 2005

Sorostitute

Any sorority girl who wants to fuck a guy cause he’s got money

I pushed up to the local sorority house in my black SS rollin on dubs and 4 sorostitutes came up sleepin on my dick

by Tim February 13, 2003

gauntlet

Awesome Metal band formed in 2001 out of detroit Michigan.

Dude seeing gauntlet is like a once in a life time experiance.

by Tim June 1, 2004