smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.

"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"

by Tim March 18, 2005

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 18, 2005

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 02, 2005

pompalicious

somethings can be pompin', which means they are really good, but other things are pompalicious, which means that they are brilliant

see pomptastic

that new top of yours is so pompin. I'd even go as far as to say its pompalicious

by tim February 21, 2005

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 07, 2004

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003