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Definitions by Tim

cuntract 

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?
cuntract by Tim November 18, 2003
To pleasure oneself
She told him joshing would make him go blind.
joshing by Tim November 16, 2003

rusty fish hook 

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.
rusty fish hook by Tim November 15, 2003
When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.
line by Tim November 15, 2003
A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.
Waterline Drift is a great newgaze band.
newgaze by Tim November 6, 2003

mutterfly 

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good
mutterfly by tim November 1, 2003

juculate 

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...
Shan, sit still and quit juculating!
juculate by tim October 31, 2003