Tim's definitions

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.

If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.

by Tim February 23, 2004

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004

line

Inmate terminology for Society

When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.

by Tim November 15, 2003