Tim's definitions

beyer

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks

a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids

by tim January 28, 2005

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

by tim February 4, 2004

blueandyellow

the most beutiful girl inside and out.

katie is my girlfreind and she is the most beutiful girl.

by TIM December 24, 2004

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Swamp Balls

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap

I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!

by Tim February 9, 2004

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

Eason

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

Eason Chan is a drugo

by Tim October 24, 2004