TiM's definitions

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

killa

the best out there; number one

My killa mix lit up the joint last night at the club

by Tim September 28, 2004

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004

pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.

In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.

by Tim March 31, 2004

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003

farkled

Very, very messed up

This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

by Tim July 10, 2003

trip

To experience another reality on acid or shrooms.

I had this time loop trip where I walked out of the phone booth and into the car and everytime I got in the car, I was back in the phone booth. I walked up the stairs to go to the bathroom and each step was a layer of hell that lasted for an eternity until I flew out of the stairs in a spaceship.

by Tim March 13, 2003