Swishen swipen

What the Germans call windshield wipers.

"Oh nein mein windshield is dirty!"
"Then turn on the Swishen swipen!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Ticken Tocken

What the Germans call an indicator/ turn signal.

Oh ja I need to turn, I must use das Ticken Tocken.

by ThunderclashPrime January 16, 2021

Mecha Streisand

Barbara Streisand but a giant robot.

Oh shit it's Mecha Streisand

by ThunderclashPrime August 24, 2021

Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021

Clinken clunken

What the Germans call a seatbelt.

"Zat man just became a human projectile!"

"He should have put on his Clinken clunken!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Thunderclash

British Optimus Prime. Improbably amazing adventure ponce. Badass with a badass colour scheme.

Thunder, thunder Thunderclash HOOOOOOOO!

by ThunderclashPrime January 16, 2021

Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021