Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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Cum Dumpster

A person and/or place to which one deposits seaman or seminile fluids, usually in an orafice such as the mouth, vagina, and or anus. Usually used as an insult.
"You're nothing but a little cum dumpster!"
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
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Kunt Biscuit

An insult used to belittle an individual, a variation of the insult Kunt.
"Shut up you little Kunt Biscuit."
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Fatty MacPatty

An incredibly obese woman, who usually wears spandex and has cankles. Also possess multiple chins and rolls, usually scene dining at a fast food establishment such as McDonalds for example.
"Wait till everyone gets there food before you get seconds, your going to leave nothing for anyone else you damn Fatty MacPatty."
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Cum Tagger

A deragotory insult, usually implying that the recipient is a homosexual.
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