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how to spot a metalcore kid:
dress: tight, faded fashioncore band shirts (most likely to have the band name in front of a pool of blood) tight, faded/ripped jeans that cost way too much, bandana around neck or mouth, white studded belt.
appearance: shaved head/mid length hair covering eye, stupid looking tunnels in earlobes the sixe of your pinky, lip and/or eyebrow piercings optional.
music: Usually whatever faux metal/hardcore band it's cool to like at the time. Nowadays, it's Norma Jean, Underoath, Atreyu, etc.
dance: Hardcore dancing (Swinging your arms and legs around in a vain attempt to look HxC)
attitude: An air of great superiority due to their apparently "flawless" taste in music and fashion.
Screen name: includes too many X's, words like "gun", "bang", and "kill". Often including their current favorite band's name.
Known to take oddly angled myspace pictures that all look the same, edit them in photoshop, then post 20 of them on their HxC pimped out Myspace.
dress: tight, faded fashioncore band shirts (most likely to have the band name in front of a pool of blood) tight, faded/ripped jeans that cost way too much, bandana around neck or mouth, white studded belt.
appearance: shaved head/mid length hair covering eye, stupid looking tunnels in earlobes the sixe of your pinky, lip and/or eyebrow piercings optional.
music: Usually whatever faux metal/hardcore band it's cool to like at the time. Nowadays, it's Norma Jean, Underoath, Atreyu, etc.
dance: Hardcore dancing (Swinging your arms and legs around in a vain attempt to look HxC)
attitude: An air of great superiority due to their apparently "flawless" taste in music and fashion.
Screen name: includes too many X's, words like "gun", "bang", and "kill". Often including their current favorite band's name.
Known to take oddly angled myspace pictures that all look the same, edit them in photoshop, then post 20 of them on their HxC pimped out Myspace.
by ThroatSlit November 4, 2006
Get the metalcore kid mug.1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit April 10, 2006
Get the clown mug.1. Overdose. Using too much of a drug.
2. Over-do. Doing more than someone wants or needs.
3. Overdrive. distortion on a guitar.
2. Over-do. Doing more than someone wants or needs.
3. Overdrive. distortion on a guitar.
1. He ODed on Acid and ended up in the hospital.
2. That test was OD hard
3. Turn on the OD, I want to play solme Metallica.
2. That test was OD hard
3. Turn on the OD, I want to play solme Metallica.
by ThroatSlit July 12, 2006
Get the od mug.First off: It's not a genre if it has one fucking band.
A term coined by slightly above-average gothic rock band HIM to make them seem more edgy to the 12 year olds who listen to them because Ville Valo has a pretty face. It has none of the common elements of classic metal, such as guitar oriented songs, technical solos with heavy blues influence, complicated drum tempos, their lyrics aren't even as dark as Black Sabbath's.
A term coined by slightly above-average gothic rock band HIM to make them seem more edgy to the 12 year olds who listen to them because Ville Valo has a pretty face. It has none of the common elements of classic metal, such as guitar oriented songs, technical solos with heavy blues influence, complicated drum tempos, their lyrics aren't even as dark as Black Sabbath's.
Love metal =/= metal. The only reason it's gained any recognition is because that douchebag Bam Margeraisn't creative enough to think of his own symbol to put in every room of his house.
by ThroatSlit November 25, 2006
Get the love metal mug.the guitar that the kids who listen to slipknot, korn, and mudvayne will ask their parents to buy. Its made out of crap woods, low qualitypickups, and if you want it, a sub-standard trem. It would be a good starter guitar, if it wasn't about $400 for a cheap one.
by ThroatSlit September 17, 2006
Get the bc rich beast mug.An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.
gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006
Get the Guitar hero mug.possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. Written by Ludwig Van Beethoven.
by ThroatSlit July 30, 2006
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