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Definitions by Thot Patrol 69

Thot Patrol 

A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.
"I'm excited to join The Thot Patrol ranks"

ThotBusters

Well we've all heard of the Ghost Busters, so the Thot Busters are essentially the same thing, but instead of killing ghosts, they bust down thots.
Who you gonna call

ThotBusters!!!!!!!!

Ah Shit... Here We Again 

CJ's iconic line from GTA: San Andreas. It has recently exploded into a meme.
CJ: Ah shit... Here we again.

User name 

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"
User name by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Fuck Sake 

What I say when my definitions are rejected.

So how about this one?
'Definition not published'

Me: Fuck Sake
Fuck Sake by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
The person reading this
"You sir, are a nonce"
Nonce by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Colchester United 

A football team based in Colchester, Essex who play in League Two in England and play home fixtures at the JobServe Community Stadium. Colchester Utd was founded in the year 1937. Colchester can brag something only 3 other English teams can do so as well. In 1971, Colchester, after a 4-4 with West Bromwich Albion, Colchester and WBA took to penalties where The U's ran out 4-3 winners, this resulted in Colchester lifting the 1971 Watney Cup at The Hawthorns, as for the 3 other teams who won it, Derby won it in 1970, Bristol Rovers in 72, and Stoke City in 73, after the 1973 edition to the Watney Cup, the competition was scrapped completely. In the 18/19 Season, The U's finished 8th in League Two with 70 pts, therefore missing out on play-offs for yet another year. And the best thing about COLU, is that... I support them!!! Truly amazing.

The U's attained their highest position in England when they finished 10th in the EFL Championship in the 06/07 season back in the Layer Road days.