Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.
by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022
I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.
by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015
When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.
When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.
When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.
by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016
The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.
My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !
My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !
by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015
I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.
I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!
I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!
by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014
Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.
I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .
by Thomas broadway April 06, 2017
My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.
by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021