Thomas broadway's definitions

Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

Frankenugly

So ugly they where most likely spawned from Frankenstein ,

I met this this chick at the at the bar. She was so frankenugly I could get a boner!

by Thomas broadway December 21, 2014

Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014

Convertible top

An uncircumcised penis

Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

piss fan

Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.

The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.

My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Devil's stream

The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning

the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?

by Thomas broadway May 14, 2015

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015