Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!
by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021
Get the Tuna puddlemug. Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?
Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.
Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.
by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021
Get the Monkey Smilemug. I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.
by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017
Get the Slothmug. Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.
by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022
Get the chowder shotmug. When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.
When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.
When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.
by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016
Get the Open hole sandwichmug. I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.
by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015
Get the Devil's spearmug. The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.
My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !
My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !
by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015
Get the piss fanmug.