Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Emotional support spit

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

Nog Toggler

One who jiggles or tickles or otherwise fondles and manipulates testicles in a pleasing or sometime uncomfortable way.

Should I hook up with this chick? Yeah, I heard she's a major nog toggler.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Bill O'Reilly

Slang for an over-sized penis.

Did you see the bulge in that guy's jeans? He must a Bill O'Reilly

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008