Thicc Yeet's definitions
The absolute love of your life. You don’t deserve her. You’re not sure if anyone does actually. You’re just happy she chose you. The only term that comes even remotely close to accurately describing her is amazeballs. Katie is simply wonderful. She’s caring, down right hilarious, and cute as hek. Seriously this gal is beautiful. She’s cute as fuck and she could do a lot better than you. Send this definition to her already she deserves it. Anyways, Katie is the most important thing in your life whether you realize it or not. She’s perfect. Don’t ever let her go.
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Get the Katiemug. The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...
Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS
by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
Get the reverse spankmug. Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
Get the unsheared peenmug. Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay
I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
Person 2: gay
I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Get the Top Definitionmug. The proper term for the sour juices excreted by a compressed lemon boi. Lemon cum is by all means... the nectar of life. Also it’s good lube.
Person 1: I can’t wait to chug half a gallon of straight lemon juice when I get home fukkkkk
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Get the lemon cummug. Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
Get the sheared peenmug. The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
Get the lemon shovelingmug.