Sbarro 

A chain of fast-food pizza restaurants, like the one in the Warwick Mall, in R.I. which used to be staffed in the 1980's by some of the hottest big-haired chicks you ever wanted to fuck.

Let's go to Sbarro's and pick up something pizza & pussy

Sbarro by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

Jack Sparrow Drunk 

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

Jack Sparrow Drunk by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Jack Sparrow 

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!

*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon

Jack Sparrow by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004

Sparrowing 

When you think a clean glass door or window is open and you fly into it like a sparrow would a glass window. Leaving you slightly dozy until you shake off the embarrassment.

"The new sliding door is super clean so don't go sparrowing through it!"

Sparrowing by Vaughanonymous` April 1, 2013

Jack Sparrow 

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.

Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.

Jack Sparrow by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009

Captain Jack Sparrow 

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

Captain Jack Sparrow by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

jack sparrow 

A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"

jack sparrow by Anonymous September 17, 2003