Definitions by Theory's Apprentice

kool aids 

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.

Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!

kool aids by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

italian 

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

italian by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Red Sauce 

A type of sauce made from tomatoes.

I like red sauce on pasta.

Red Sauce by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

Meat sauce by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

40 year old virgin 

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

40 year old virgin by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

steve carell 

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

steve carell by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006