Thelma

That's actually my name, too!!!!

the name THELMA is SO punk rock!

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Thelma

a nice pretty cool,and a great friend

thelma is da coolest person i would ever know well dis is your B-day hope ya like it!

pace Jon

Thelma and her man Evan are the best couple.

Thelma is one of the nicest girls that i have ever meet.

by Thelma March 22, 2005

Caucasian Sensation

When a female or male (of any race other than white) is totally infactuated with a white man/woman.

"Shanequa loves her some Chad. She has a BIG Caucasian Sensation"

by Thelma April 30, 2005

american't

a lazy American who thinks that just because he's in the land of the free and eating his ass of in the Home of the Brave, he doesnt have to do anything. (i.e. a bum)

"Why is he just sitting there. He's an American't"

by Thelma April 30, 2005

SPP

an acronym for "Stanky Pissy Pussy". Sometimes, females dont wipe after being and it leaves a smell of almost dried up pee. It's horrible!

"Since they didnt have any toilet paper in the bathroom, I'm suffering from SPP"

by Thelma April 30, 2005

MTVing

(even though I LOVE MTV). MTVing is when one bullshits and says they'll do something (i.e. someone who claims to work at a pizza store), but what they really do is NOTHING near what you thought (i.e. somewho works at the pizza store, but they are really a taxidermist).

"I booked a flight to Paris, but those fuckers took me to Canada... they were SO MTVing me!" (that really happened to me)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005