Definitions by Thelma

Thelma 

That's actually my name, too!!!!

the name THELMA is SO punk rock!

Thelma by Thelma April 30, 2005

Caucasian Sensation 

When a female or male (of any race other than white) is totally infactuated with a white man/woman.

"Shanequa loves her some Chad. She has a BIG Caucasian Sensation"

Caucasian Sensation by Thelma April 30, 2005

MTVing

(even though I LOVE MTV). MTVing is when one bullshits and says they'll do something (i.e. someone who claims to work at a pizza store), but what they really do is NOTHING near what you thought (i.e. somewho works at the pizza store, but they are really a taxidermist).

"I booked a flight to Paris, but those fuckers took me to Canada... they were SO MTVing me!" (that really happened to me)

MTVing by Thelma April 30, 2005

SPP 

an acronym for "Stanky Pissy Pussy". Sometimes, females dont wipe after being and it leaves a smell of almost dried up pee. It's horrible!

"Since they didnt have any toilet paper in the bathroom, I'm suffering from SPP"

SPP by Thelma April 30, 2005

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

american't 

a lazy American who thinks that just because he's in the land of the free and eating his ass of in the Home of the Brave, he doesnt have to do anything. (i.e. a bum)

"Why is he just sitting there. He's an American't"

american't by Thelma April 30, 2005

riquanay 

This word describes someone who is undescribably cool and original. I first used it when I was trying to rhyme something with "Chick-Fil-A"!

Conan O'Brien is SO riquanay!

riquanay by Thelma April 20, 2005