MTVing

(even though I LOVE MTV). MTVing is when one bullshits and says they'll do something (i.e. someone who claims to work at a pizza store), but what they really do is NOTHING near what you thought (i.e. somewho works at the pizza store, but they are really a taxidermist).

"I booked a flight to Paris, but those fuckers took me to Canada... they were SO MTVing me!" (that really happened to me)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

furniture moving

A metaphore for fighting

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.

by GreyLadi July 7, 2011

moving weight

Selling or transporting drugs

we lived like George Jung by moving weight.

by sec_8 May 7, 2006

moving night

The name for October 30th used in Baltimore to describe mischief eve, or Devil's night. Moving night was typically the night of the year when kids would go around toilet papering houses, throwing eggs, and generally causing mischief. Kids would often stock up well ahead of time, because on October 30th stores ID for purchases of eggs, toilet paper, or shaving cream.

"We're going to go out on moving night and throw rotten eggs at our teacher's houses."

by Ran Kailie November 9, 2008

Moving m

Moving m is a phrase that is a parody of the new popular phrase pushing P its from a tiktok where mario say's I'm moving m and then luigi wahoo's

Person 1: She not a lesbian for m she turn mesbian im Moving m im Moving m
Person 2: What?

by GunnaButHe'sMovingM February 9, 2022