The_JDH's definitions

wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.

Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.

by The_JDH November 25, 2009

Uturd

A piece of shit from Utah.

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.

by The_JDH August 19, 2009

grogastic

A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.

I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!

by The_JDH August 19, 2009

grogasm

An orgasm had by a fag whilst having his ass pounded by his butt-buddy. The bottom blows a nut while shitting all over his buddies dick.

The urban dictionary editors are a bunch of walking grogasms.

by The_JDH August 16, 2009

Vitamin M

A slang for mercury (Hg) which has been found as accidental contamination of certain vaccines. Widely used in Alex Jones lexicon

"Doctor, the vaccines for bird flu all have mercury in them"

"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"

by The_JDH July 30, 2009

Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

cum sump

A derrogatory term for a mouth.

The editors of urban dictionary need to shut their cum sumps and publish this definition.

by The_JDH July 23, 2009