The_JDH's definitions
by The_JDH July 23, 2009
Get the cum sumpmug. An orgasm had by a fag whilst having his ass pounded by his butt-buddy. The bottom blows a nut while shitting all over his buddies dick.
by The_JDH August 16, 2009
Get the grogasmmug. A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.
That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
by The_JDH November 27, 2012
Get the Turdinatormug. A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
by The_JDH November 5, 2012
Get the Bitch Mittensmug. A slang for mercury (Hg) which has been found as accidental contamination of certain vaccines. Widely used in Alex Jones lexicon
"Doctor, the vaccines for bird flu all have mercury in them"
"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"
"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"
by The_JDH July 30, 2009
Get the Vitamin Mmug. A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
Get the Douche Smoltmug. by The_JDH January 16, 2013
Get the Shitskymug.