Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 18, 2017

Vitamin M

A slang for mercury (Hg) which has been found as accidental contamination of certain vaccines. Widely used in Alex Jones lexicon

"Doctor, the vaccines for bird flu all have mercury in them"

"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"

by The_JDH July 30, 2009

cum sump

A derrogatory term for a mouth.

The editors of urban dictionary need to shut their cum sumps and publish this definition.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

Uturd

A piece of shit from Utah.

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.

by The_JDH August 20, 2009

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH October 27, 2011

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH January 25, 2012

Boofcake

An athletically built african american male. An exceptionally well physiqued black man.

Damn! Shaniquakeisha, check out that boofcake over there! He gonna be my next baby daddy!

by The_JDH January 19, 2013