The_JDH's definitions

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 5, 2012

Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 27, 2012

Shitsky

The act of a Russian taking a dump.

Igor! Pull ze van over I have to shitsky!

by The_JDH January 16, 2013

Boofcake

An athletically built african american male. An exceptionally well physiqued black man.

Damn! Shaniquakeisha, check out that boofcake over there! He gonna be my next baby daddy!

by The_JDH January 18, 2013

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011