The chicken of the sea.
Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"
Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."
Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"
Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"
Customer- "You are a comic"
Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."
Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"
Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"
Customer- "You are a comic"
by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
by The_Buddy January 09, 2012

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
by The_Buddy June 18, 2011

Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".
Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"
Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."
Richard- "I used my perif."
Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."
Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."
Richard- "I used my perif."
Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."
by The_Buddy August 24, 2011

That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants
by The_Buddy November 24, 2010

After finishing his green bean casserole, Steve had to defecate, so he headed to the bathroom. The male flight attendant said he had to wait approximately 3 minutes for the Boeing to jettison the fecal matter.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
by The_Buddy May 10, 2011
