That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").
Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
Get the pimpslembedded mug.The appearance a person’s face takes on after “drinking the Kool-Aid” re: plastic surgery, fillers & upkeep, where they end up looking like the Kool-Aid man.
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Get the Kool-Aid Face mug.Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
Get the Telecommuning mug.Being weighed down by beloved pets in bed or on the couch, unable to get up because they’re sleeping so peacefully you don’t want to disturb them.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
by TheSquidGirl June 02, 2024
Get the Gullivered mug.One who rejects or has no part in social networking of any kind. A person who denounces the culture of online virtual friend harvesting as a means to define their capacity to be social. A die hard anti social networker. Typically someone who has a significant number of quality friendships with actual people. May also avoid social networking because of technophobia or because they enjoy being contrary. See also. "fauxmigo".
Sharmaine refuses to even create a Facebook page. She's too busy with her REAL friends and militantly proud of being anti-fauxcial. Don't even try to ask her to be your farm buddy.
by TheSquidGirl June 15, 2010
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See "Telecommuning."
See "Telecommuning."
"Dude! I met this super cool guy on Twitter! We spent all night ebonding!"
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
Get the ebond mug.Someone who isn't really your friend but appears to be a friend in your online social networking. Typically someone you've never met, never will meet or have no intention of cultivating a friendship with outside of their appearance in your friends tally.
I never met Bratt Pidd, I just friended him to have him as a fauxmigo. That's not even really his page, dude.
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