TheSpectacularOne's definitions

Down To Fuck

Slang term meaning that one is just willing to have sex. It's like having a friend with benefits. Just make sure the participating members are clean and use as much birth control as possible.

Penny was a girl who was always "down to fuck". We had so much fun together. I hope her birth control lasts!

by TheSpectacularOne November 21, 2009

Boxer Briefs

What happened when somebody decided to cross tighty whities and boxers. This resulted in one of the best inventions for men since sliced bread, period. Women love a man in boxer briefs, just ask any girl yourself. These comfortable pieces of underwear have the stretchiness and cradling feature of normal briefs while still retaining that loose feel of the boxer in one neat little package. Now you can wear tighter underwear without people ridiculing you or feeling all that extra wind around your thighs while not having to deal with your package flapping about at the same time. On a comfort scale, boxer briefs are perfect for guys who like to wear pants and like to be active. These things will get the job done for you.

I'm obsessed with boxer briefs... I have like 20 pairs, but I need more! The girls are loving me man, loving me!

by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

Jheri Curl

A popular hairstyle in the African-American community especially in the 1980's. This haircut was, as the previous entry says, a perm that loosens up the naturally tightened curls and makes the hair nice and bouncy as a result. The major downside to this hairdo was the extreme amount of maintenance it required to keep it looking pretty. Tons of hair care products made for a lot of greasy situations (no pun intended). Many jokes were actually aimed at this downside, see Coming To America (1988 film starring Eddie Murphy).

When Ricky got up off the leather sofa, his Jheri Curl left a greasy, oily stain where his head used to be. Guess how long that mess took to clean up.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009

Penis

The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.

Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.

by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009

Booty Call

A "call", usually at late night for a quick sexual encounter (quickie) or even longer depending on the persons involved.

I made a booty call to one of my lady friends yesterday and spent the night bumping uglies.

by TheSpectacularOne October 10, 2009

Orgasm

The intense climax of sexual energy after a good round of sex or masturbation. It's as if your life flashes before your very eyes as you stare blankly into the walls or ceiling while the violent tingling/jerking sensation coarses through your body. You may let out a low, soft moan or a good, loud yell during an orgasm. Strength of the orgasm varies on mood and stamina of the sex parters. The better the mood and the greater the energy, the stronger the orgasm is. Best damn feeling in the world, until you realize you forgot to pull out at the last second.

I yelled out my girl's name between the moans as I collapsed on her with the orgasm completely taking over my body.

by TheSpectacularOne May 11, 2009

Girlfriend Aggro

When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.

Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.

Player 2: Why?

Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.

by TheSpectacularOne April 13, 2009