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Isolate

To isolate means to contain or withhold within a certain boundary. Nothing goes in, nothing goes out. Whatever is being isolated is protected from most means of harm - Yes, I said "most", because isolation doesn't always have its benefits. Believe me, I know.
We'll isolate this hot liquid in the thermos, it won't spill and it won't lose heat!
by TheSpectacularOne December 1, 2009
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Loner

Someone who spends the majority of their time alone. They may have friends, but they just don't get into contact with them much. Loners are the type of people to hang by themselves with the computer and surf the internet, or picking up a good urban fiction novel and fantasize to those steamy sex parts. Usually shy and soft-spoken, loners are usually one-of-a-kind and have many hidden talents. Get to know one and you'll have a real friend in the making.
I'm a loner. It's pretty cool when you don't attract much attention. You're free and on your own. Who cares what people think? I have no one to worry about but myself!
by TheSpectacularOne June 3, 2009
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Walmart

A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.

The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
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Boxers

A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.
I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
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Penis

The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.
by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009
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Booty Call

A "call", usually at late night for a quick sexual encounter (quickie) or even longer depending on the persons involved.
I made a booty call to one of my lady friends yesterday and spent the night bumping uglies.
by TheSpectacularOne October 10, 2009
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Baby Daddy

Slang term for the father of an illegitimate child. There's usually two kinds of "baby daddies", those that accept responsibility for their actions and those that abandon their fatherly duties in favor of living life as if the child never existed. Some "baby daddies" are usually tricked into such a situation as part of the old-fashioned plan women will put into play if they suspect the loss of their (in)significant other, usually out of attachment and/or net worth of the "baby daddy". Otherwise the whole thing is just an accident and both mother and father are at fault because they were careless. Either way or another, a "baby daddy" can run, but he'll NEVER be able to hide from his actions.
Me: So, how's the baby daddy doing?
Her: Don't call him that! It sounds so... ghetto! Say 'baby father'.
Me: Oh come on, it's not all that bad as it sounds! baby daddy!
Her: Shut up!
by TheSpectacularOne January 1, 2010
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