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Urban Fiction

An interesting book genre mostly aimed at the older teen/young adult crowd. The stories told in these books usually reflect life in the city, with a character experiencing a recent hardship and getting over it. Most urban fiction novels tend to have a lot of erotica in them, as sex is a very common happening in them. Poking around in this section at the library can net you some really good finds. If you don't live in a big city, then these stories will pretty much give you a small (if exaggerated) taste of what living in a large city is.
A good urban fiction novel I've read told of a group of friends, most of them coming from dark backgrounds who manage to stick together throughout their childhood and into their adult years. It may sound silly here, but if you read the story you'll understand the whole thing.
by TheSpectacularOne June 3, 2009
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Orgasm

The intense climax of sexual energy after a good round of sex or masturbation. It's as if your life flashes before your very eyes as you stare blankly into the walls or ceiling while the violent tingling/jerking sensation coarses through your body. You may let out a low, soft moan or a good, loud yell during an orgasm. Strength of the orgasm varies on mood and stamina of the sex parters. The better the mood and the greater the energy, the stronger the orgasm is. Best damn feeling in the world, until you realize you forgot to pull out at the last second.
I yelled out my girl's name between the moans as I collapsed on her with the orgasm completely taking over my body.
by TheSpectacularOne May 11, 2009
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Tighty Whities

The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!
Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
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Boxers

A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.
I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
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Boxer Briefs

What happened when somebody decided to cross tighty whities and boxers. This resulted in one of the best inventions for men since sliced bread, period. Women love a man in boxer briefs, just ask any girl yourself. These comfortable pieces of underwear have the stretchiness and cradling feature of normal briefs while still retaining that loose feel of the boxer in one neat little package. Now you can wear tighter underwear without people ridiculing you or feeling all that extra wind around your thighs while not having to deal with your package flapping about at the same time. On a comfort scale, boxer briefs are perfect for guys who like to wear pants and like to be active. These things will get the job done for you.
I'm obsessed with boxer briefs... I have like 20 pairs, but I need more! The girls are loving me man, loving me!
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
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Flushing

A very interesting town in the borough of Queens, NY. Having lived here for a good 12 years I can safely say that the Asian-American population is large and in control, with Main Street basically overloaded with all kinds of Korean stores. Roosevelt Avenue, which intersects Main Street, is where the famed 7 train starts and later ends in Times Square. It also makes stops to CitiField, new home of the New York Mets. Aside from the large Asian population, there are also a good amount of Hispanics/Latinos, Blacks and White living here, so you're never alone. Flushing is also home to a major bus hub which makes traveling all the more easier and interesting, with bus route going all the way from Ridgewood to Little Neck (Or Long Island). Crime rate is pretty low around here too, so don't be scared to visit once in a while. Sure, P.S 20's park is a common hangout for a lot of teens but they're cool. Also home to New York City's oldest high school as well.
Once you get used to it, Flushing isn't a bad place!
by TheSpectacularOne May 5, 2009
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Blue Balls

A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009
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