A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
Get the Walmartmug. Unlike the first two definitions, a Disney Princess is a heroine/damsel-in-distress character in a Disney film who has overcome some sort of hardship in their respective movie. The Disney Princess line so far is Snow White, Princess Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Mulan, with another soon-to-be Disney Princess on the way.
The Little Mermaid gave us a fine example of a Disney Princess in the form of Ariel, a 16-year old mermaid princess who knows what she wants in life.
by TheSpectacularOne April 29, 2009
Get the Disney Princessmug. What happened when somebody decided to cross tighty whities and boxers. This resulted in one of the best inventions for men since sliced bread, period. Women love a man in boxer briefs, just ask any girl yourself. These comfortable pieces of underwear have the stretchiness and cradling feature of normal briefs while still retaining that loose feel of the boxer in one neat little package. Now you can wear tighter underwear without people ridiculing you or feeling all that extra wind around your thighs while not having to deal with your package flapping about at the same time. On a comfort scale, boxer briefs are perfect for guys who like to wear pants and like to be active. These things will get the job done for you.
I'm obsessed with boxer briefs... I have like 20 pairs, but I need more! The girls are loving me man, loving me!
by TheSpectacularOne May 07, 2009
Get the Boxer Briefsmug. A popular hairstyle in the African-American community especially in the 1980's. This haircut was, as the previous entry says, a perm that loosens up the naturally tightened curls and makes the hair nice and bouncy as a result. The major downside to this hairdo was the extreme amount of maintenance it required to keep it looking pretty. Tons of hair care products made for a lot of greasy situations (no pun intended). Many jokes were actually aimed at this downside, see Coming To America (1988 film starring Eddie Murphy).
When Ricky got up off the leather sofa, his Jheri Curl left a greasy, oily stain where his head used to be. Guess how long that mess took to clean up.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
Get the Jheri Curlmug. Slang term meaning that one is just willing to have sex. It's like having a friend with benefits. Just make sure the participating members are clean and use as much birth control as possible.
Penny was a girl who was always "down to fuck". We had so much fun together. I hope her birth control lasts!
by TheSpectacularOne November 21, 2009
Get the Down To Fuckmug. The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
Get the Condommug. What most kids 13-14 years old are during their junior high school days. Usually aggressive and somewhat hyperactive. Easy to anger and will stop for nothing once started.
by TheSpectacularOne April 28, 2009
Get the 8th gradermug.