tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker November 01, 2004
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shape in a drape

A well-dressed person
"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
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Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.
"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
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prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.
by TheMocker July 27, 2005
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talk to me

what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"

Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 18, 2005
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weenie roast

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!
by TheMocker September 14, 2005
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bad scene

a response to an unfortunate occurence or anything with negative connotations
"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

"Whoaaa.....bad scene, dude!"
by TheMocker September 14, 2006
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