weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

pound of flesh

persistent and/or unreasonable demands, largely made through misguided feelings of entitlement.

"It will be inevitable that the children will each want their pound of flesh during the holidays, so in order for us to make this vacation feasible, we will have to stand firm to our budget."

by TheMocker October 12, 2011

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 10, 2005

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 29, 2005

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 06, 2005

prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.

Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.

by TheMocker August 23, 2005