An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 05, 2019

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 03, 2020

Independent guy: Ha look at this funny meme *shows actual unique funny meme that no one has ever heard about*
Stem3academy kids: Can u dont do unfunny trash
Stem3academy kids: Can u dont do unfunny trash
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 27, 2019

A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism
Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 21, 2021

Worse than pay to win
How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?
Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!
Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!
Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy August 03, 2020

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 07, 2020
