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Definitions by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy

What one types as opposed to swearing.
Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!
A very addictive video game where you play an undead soldier soldier with the ability to wield “light” as a weapon. You are tasked with defending humanity’s last safe city from alien invaders after a mysterious surge of dark energy sweeps the solar system and kills off most of humanity.
Hey man, wanna play destiny on my ps4?
Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles
and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”
Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE

Shadowgun legends 

An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.
Shadowgun legends is teh best mobile game.

pride and accomplishment 

What I feel when grinding 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader.
The intent was to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking heroes