Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.

Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 12, 2021

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Cummunist

A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism

Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021

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Dry

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 3, 2020

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