Definitions by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy

A guy singing in a fake English accent! 

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

A guy singing in a fake English accent! by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.

Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars! by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

Freehold 

The term for a homestead in the upcoming MMORPG Ashes of Creation. You can hire people such as blacksmiths to work at your freehold for you.

I just bought a freehold

Freehold by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 7, 2020

Wow killer

Ashes of creation

Ashes of creation is going to be THE WoW killer

Wow killer by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 7, 2020

Energies 

Worse than pay to win

How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!

Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?

Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!

Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?

Energies by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy August 3, 2020

Dry 

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dry by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 3, 2020

Ligma 

Ligma balls

If someone mentions ligma to you, don’t ask what it is or they will say that

Ligma by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy June 14, 2020