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Energies

Worse than pay to win

How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?

Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!

Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
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tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.
Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”
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LALE

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020
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$@&#%!

What one types as opposed to swearing.
Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!
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Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles
and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020
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LALE

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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