pride and accomplishment

What I feel when grinding 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader.

The intent was to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking heroes

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy June 12, 2019

KIIS FM

LA’s #1 shit music station. 90% bragging about themselves. 9.99% repeating the same garbage, 0.01% la’s #1 shit music

Ryan C Crest: KIIS FM is la’s no. 1 hit music station.

Tanya: la’s no. 1 hit music station

Sisanie: la’s no. 1 hit music station

3 hours later:

Ryan C Crest: la’s number 1 hit music station

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy April 08, 2019

Shadowgun legends

An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.

Shadowgun legends is teh best mobile game.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 05, 2019

stem3academy

School for Memelords

Independent guy: Ha look at this funny meme *shows actual unique funny meme that no one has ever heard about*
Stem3academy kids: Can u dont do unfunny trash

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 27, 2019

Ligma

Ligma balls

If someone mentions ligma to you, don’t ask what it is or they will say that

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy June 14, 2020

Dry

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 03, 2020

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020