TheGoldenGlitch's definitions

Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

Toby

Toby is as handsome as he is fickle. His head will turn with every new girl he sees.
Popular friend to all.

Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.

Mason: That guy is such a Toby

by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021

Noah

On the surface Noah seems quiet, a real deep thinker. But underneath he is scheming to almost machiavellian levels.
Noah is handsome and well built, with a thousand yard stare.
He can be loyal to a fault if he chooses to be. But with so many women falling in love with him at first sight temptation is never far away.

Hope: Don't choose Noah, he's had enough excitement already.
(MC chooses Noah)

by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021

bite your lip

Bite your lip: shut up.

Bite your lip: a sign (possibly unintentional) of sexual interest.

Bite your lip: to keep quiet during sex

Bite your lip: to keep a sexy secret.

As Noah reveals his huge cock, you bite your lip, fighting the urge to scream at the size of it.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

Bobby McKenzie

King of the Boops. Makes the most amazing cupcakes you'll ever eat.
Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.

If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.

Eve: I hear Bobby McKenzie just opened a new Bakery.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021