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An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
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Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.
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