Showcrastination

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022
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Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
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PunkBat

The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
Ashley: That guy PunkBat is so dreamy...
by TheGayAccount July 15, 2021
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Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.
We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.
by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023
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