When cancer extends to a level so great, that "NO-SANE" human over 14 years old has the mental cognition to play and endure for more than 10 minutes at a time.
by TheGayAccount October 30, 2018
The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
by TheGayAccount July 15, 2021
After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.
Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020
The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.
Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.
Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.
Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022
Another alternative term for 'Batshit Crazy'. - Used to describe a situation in which one person or a group of person(s) is acting very erratically and going absolutely fucking insane. It is one level higher than Batshit Crazy, and usually is comprised of people throwing objects around, screaming like a banshee, climbing on each other in large crowds, crowd surfing, and many more behavioral oddities. When someone or a group of people are going Buckfuck Crazy, immediate removal from the situation is necessary to increase your chance of survival. The person or person(s) at this level is so crazy and insane that no amount of bat shit or haywires compares. This is the top tier level of absolute maniacal psychotic craziness. This usually happens as a result of a major event, major reveal, celebrity gossip, etc.
See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind
See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind
After the incident involving the unspecified police department in a unspecified area, multiple people began rioting in the streets.
Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.
Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.
by TheGayAccount March 31, 2021
A very cringy or cancerous way of saying "Hot". Mostly used by online daters on the shitty game Roblox.
by TheGayAccount August 01, 2018
A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020