TheGayAccount's definitions
by TheGayAccount July 24, 2018
Get the Horrible Gamemug. After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.
Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020
Get the Shid Marksmug. The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.
by TheGayAccount November 22, 2023
Get the Florgiamug. An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
Get the Be still my heartmug. A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
Get the YouTubemug. An online game where if you don't have robux, you're not cool. Typically said in a corny and bratty manner from somebody else who has robux. They get offended easily, can't take jokes often, get their panties in a wad over ridiculous and ludicrous things; most of the time being trivial or offensive towards them in any kind of way, shape, or form.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Brat: I have so much robux u noob get robux lmao Roblox the best
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
by TheGayAccount November 17, 2018
Get the Robloxmug. The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.
East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018
Get the Hurricane Florencemug.