by TheGayAccount August 09, 2018
by TheGayAccount July 24, 2018
An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.
by TheGayAccount November 22, 2023
The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.
Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.
by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020
A very cringy or cancerous way of saying "Hot". Mostly used by online daters on the shitty game Roblox.
by TheGayAccount August 01, 2018
An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.
Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.
by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022