TheGayAccount's definitions

Tea bag

Something you put in a cup to make Tea! Definitely does not mean anything else questionable.

Lipton, Bushells, Lyons, etc etc

Brian: Can i have that Lipton Tea bag?
Mel: Lipton sucks!
Brian: This relationship is over!

by TheGayAccount July 31, 2018

LanSchool

A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!

Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*

by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

Hawt

A very cringy or cancerous way of saying "Hot". Mostly used by online daters on the shitty game Roblox.

Mia: I'm so HAWT
Jake: YEAH
Me: End me

by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

Robux

Something that you don't fucking need.

June: I have robux
Me: Get a life

by TheGayAccount August 9, 2018

Hurricane Florence

The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.

East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!

Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.

Media: Go Fuck yourself.

by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018

Little Princess

To which all spoilt immature and bratty ass 13-year-old whore of a girl-child who gets whatever the fuck she wants and od's on Roblox and has Robux and goes to work on that dick of a fake roblox bf who is 49 years old in rl.

Girl: Daddy, can i have a new game
Daddy: Here you go Little Princess

by TheGayAccount September 21, 2018

Shid Marks

After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.

Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!

by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020