Definitions by TheBigSmooth25

Gargoyle 

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

Gargoyle by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021

Huckle Up 

Snuggle up with someone. Possibly get it on. Popularized by the song "Huckle Up Baby" by the John Hooker.

Let's huckle up baby
Let's huckle up now
Let's huckle up baby
Let's huckle up now
I don't mean tomorrow
I mean right now
Said I mean right now
A-how how how how
I mean right now

Huckle Up by TheBigSmooth25 July 31, 2020

Lead Head 

The state of a person's head after eating too much food. The head looks heavy because it is hard to breathe.

Bra, why does your head look so heavy.

Dude I ate too much. I have freaking lead head.

Lead Head by TheBigSmooth25 June 12, 2018