TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.

If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.

Do you want to come to the park?

“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”

Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.

“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH

ME :(“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

LETS GOOOOOO

An indirect statement to notify people around you that you are in the process of coming out of the closet

Congratulations sir, you won this rainbow underwear and low height boots.

“LETS GOOOOOO”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 20, 2023

But

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”

That was a great idea but I think we shouldn’t do that

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.

Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.

Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023