TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW

Internet acronym translating to “I’d rather shove salted barbed wire up both nostrils while simultaneously listening to my own mother beg for mercy while someone kills her and forces me to watch”.

Loosely put, it means “Hell No”

Wanna come over and meet my new girlfriend”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

-uh

What drunk female Natives (usually borderline homeless or narcotic addicts) add to the end of a sentence when they’re angry.

“Alright ma’am, your Breathalyzer reads .21, hands behind your back”
DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME-UHHHH!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Anime

Asian cartoons that almost every single female on dating apps likes to watch.

I love anime, sushi, and petting my dog.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 31, 2023

Gawk Gawk 5000

The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.

How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021