Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 04, 2023

But

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”

That was a great idea but I think we shouldn’t do that

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 01, 2023

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 03, 2023

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023

Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.

I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023