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Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.
Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

Couldn’t of 

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.
I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

iHateTheWay 

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Partys over.
iHateTheWay by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

DarkMystery 

2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.
Wanna come over for a DarkMystery?

“Uh, no, you’re gross
DarkMystery by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Egg on Toast 

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
Egg on Toast by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
You must be REALLY fucking bored if you’re looking up ~ on UrbanDictionary
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~ by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”
Axe by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023