The2ndFlood's definitions
1. A failure as a president and person. 2. A man more worried about his legacy, then his country. 3. A Religious Fanatic who believes God speaks with him personally. 4. A man who feels it is okay to hate people born different, because somewhere in the Bible it claims this (Which it doesn't.) 4. A former coke-head that become a Born-Again in the hope that his past would be forgotten. 5. An American president that lied to his own nation in order to create 2 separate wars in 2 different oil-rich nations. Wars that have cost almost 1 Trillion American dollars as of late 2007. 6. A raciest man who seemed to ignore poor-people-of-color after Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans. 7. A rich Oil-Tycoon who has spent his presidency campaigning against American's having Universal Health care, against stem cell research and preventing homosexuals from getting married. 7. A president that turned the unity of the world that developed towards America after the attacks of September 11, 2001, into hatred after he chose to invade Iraq, based on bogues, cooked up intelligence. 8. A Warmonger.
by the2ndflood November 22, 2007
Get the George W. Bushmug. 1. A form of music where-in the person needs no instrumental skills to preform it. 2. A generic type of music where one artist just copies from another. 3. A type of music that creates generic stereotypes that cause all who dress, act, and speak like them to be viewed as criminals. A so-called art form that trend-followers, follow blindly.
Pathetic Rap Music is for those who can't play, write, sing, or dance. It's the easy way to be the same as everyone else.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Pathetic Rap Musicmug. 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!
by the2ndflood October 6, 2008
Get the 1 Giant Eye Paris Hiltonmug. Twizzlers lips are formed when a man or woman has either injections or plastic implants placed in their lips. Which ends up creating a very unnatural Twizzlers-like shape to their lips. The Twizzlers candy has a bumpy, odd shape to them; which is exactly what Lip Enhancements ((always)) end up making that persons lips look like.
I noticed Mila Kunis went with the Twizzlers lips look. That is like pouring SH*T all over the Mona lisa... Lip implants NEVER look real and ALWAYS look stupid! I miss the Hot Mila Kunis!
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
Get the Twizzlers lipsmug. Breast Break Sex is when a sexual partner intentionally looks to break the breasts implants of their partner. The implants never even come close to being broken, but it gives some guys a weird type of motivation to be at their best in bed. Some woman are into this type of rough sex and foreplay.
I don't know man. This girl was so hot I just wanted to have Breast Break Sex with her! I kept smashing her fake boobs together, and that made her even hornier! It was crazy!
by the2ndflood September 29, 2008
Get the Breast Break Sexmug. by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
Get the Eaten Cleanmug. 1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Slit Playermug.