The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

gilmore girls

show that helps mom decide what's cooking for lunch. the mom and daughter are named lorelai

sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

cheekster

1) someone with a cheek obsession... dimples, cheekbones and such
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster

1) Cheekster: Look at those cheeks, she's cheeky

2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster

by The-real-cobra-queen September 8, 2019

outré

french word for bizarre fashion statement that is potentially offensive. people might be adverse to you for this.

lady gaga is wearing a meat dress with teal ombre... very outré

monique wanted to wear a normal neutral comfy outfit but her outfit was misinterpreted to offend people

by The-real-cobra-queen September 10, 2019

fuzz

that patch of hair on your slightly clefted chin that won't go away, and rather metastasizes to your chest. select group of police that are out to wreck your life. post-gluten consumption clarity of mind.

i have to get my fuzz waxed
the fuzz are trying to screw me over
my mind is in a haze and everything is all fuzzy

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019