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Definitions by The-real-cobra-queen

rory culkin 

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates
opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory
rory culkin by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
girl with violet eyes who loves cheetah print. rarely gets through a day without getting her nipples twisted by someone
professor: veronica, here's your partner, iliana
roopa: damn, everyone just has to twist my nipples
veronica by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

morning turd 

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
morning turd by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.
hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.
alexander by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mrs. puff 

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.
mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal
mrs. puff by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

vitriola 

an instrument you learn to play at a music conservatory
mathilda plays the vitriola
vitriola by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
when everything you enjoy is a mistake
person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper
blooper by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019