The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

outré

french word for bizarre fashion statement that is potentially offensive. people might be adverse to you for this.

lady gaga is wearing a meat dress with teal ombre... very outré

monique wanted to wear a normal neutral comfy outfit but her outfit was misinterpreted to offend people

by The-real-cobra-queen September 10, 2019

carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.

carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

lena

beautiful girl with olive skin and long thick brown hair. she is a librarian at her local library and loves suns, moons, glitter, candles, and warm tea. she's very shy but guards her loved ones fiercely. she loves murder mystery and biographies. she has a slight hook nose, a heart-shaped face, slim blue-gray eyes, and a small reddish-pink pout. she loves pastel blue clothes and oriental rugs. her hobbies include finding gluten-free recipes and playing guitar. she is passionate about the beach and enjoys picnics. lena knows all the constellations and has a cat named orion.

lena is so pretty and serene.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019