The simpo's definitions

Children

Spawns form Satan himself.

Children . A trigger word.

by The simpo June 8, 2021

Gru

Gorls

Gru your a fairy princess

by The simpo May 21, 2021

Help me

A word used to describe your life

Help me my dog ate my fridge

by The simpo May 21, 2021

ciggies

A way to say cigarettes, a certain Musume says this..

Person 1: Omg! I tots need to smoke right now. Do you like, have any ciggies on you?
Person 2: y e s

by The simpo June 1, 2021

little children

Demon spawns form the deep pits of hell.

Little children....would you PLEASE leave me alone....?

by The simpo May 22, 2021

oh my gosh wow

A thing you say to something that is so epic. Also is a meme

Person A: OH MY GOSH WOWWW
Person B: Awwe I knew you would find me amazing

Person A: No, I’m just wondering where I could dump your body

by The simpo November 9, 2021

N O O B

A very angry way of saying noob, perhaps you may say this to your sibling when they sucked your toes at night.

Mum/Mom: Dearest, I would love for you to become a doctor

?: But Mother, I do not know of such methods

Mum/Mom: N O O B

by The simpo May 22, 2021