Definitions by The return of light Joker

Ameche 

a telephone (dated, from actor Don Ameche, who starred in an early film about Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telphone)

The Ameche rang off the hook.

Ameche by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

shades 

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

shades by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2011

totus porcus 

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

totus porcus by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

11 bang-bang 

an infantryman, an infantry soldier(derogatory)

Like his father, he started out as an 11 bang-bang.

11 bang-bang by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2011

vulture 

a person or entity who profits from the suffering and misfortune of others

His lawyer is a total vulture.

vulture by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2011

all systems go 

Everything is ready (from the use in aerospace industry as an indication that all preparations have been made to launch)

All systems go. We leave in 5 minutes.

all systems go by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2011