maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

lame duck

1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote)

2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game

If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2008

dark horse

a person or team that is no likely to win but may do so anyway

A dark horse like that could have dealt a major blow to your credibility.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2010

big on

enthusiastic about or placing emphasis on something

You have to be big on neatness to get a job at that company.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

iron horse

a train, a locomotive

I took the iron horse to see my grandparents.

by The Return of Light joker January 12, 2009

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2009